Good One, and creatively named too! LOLOL!
Will pass this little tidbit along for those aging persons residing under the flaps this evening.
Went into a shoe store the other day, and the six or seven cups of coffee I had at lunch was needing a new home. And unlike me, they werent in a mood to shop around. So I asked one of the sales clerks where the restroom was? She replied, “Sorry sir, we dont have a restroom.”
So I asked her where the fake plastic plants might be located in the store. That brought a puzzled look until I added to me question with, “Well, surely the employees go in the bushes then…”. She quickly added 2 + 2, and let out a giggle. And again, expressed her regret that they had no restroom.
I crossed one foot in front of the other, kinda bent a little at the knees, and placed a pained expression on my face and asked her for a mop bucket. Perhaps I over acted the scene, or just didnt get it, or maybe she thought I was having a heart attack or something. Coming to her aid of understanding, I added…”Young Lady, your gonna need a clean up on Aisle 13 in just a few moments.”
She quickly pointed to a door in the back of the store that had a sign “Employees Only”, and the day, and my pride, was saved. And speaking of saving things. I reckon I better start saving those empty gallon milk jugs to carry around for such emergencies, and especially to take with my on future airplane rides. I can see it now, as I am ‘deboarding’ the plane after my flight, the young stewardness will thank me kindly for flying thier friendly skies, and I will reply, “No…Thank You!” as I hand her a half filled milk jug.
You know the real problem? I can usually get away with doing this kind of stuff. LOLOL Farmboy